1. nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via perksofariotqueen)

     

  2. chococats:

    And here we have New York Times Bestselling Author, John Green. 

    (via perksofariotqueen)

     


  3. She said, ‘I’m so afraid.’ And I said, ‘why?,’ and she said, ‘Because I’m so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.’ I asked her why and she said, ‘They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you.
    — Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via macthemuggle)

    (Source: psych-facts, via macthemuggle)

     

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  6. katt-wade:

    Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

    I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

    (Source: hurricane-, via jackbarakatsd)

     

  7. themadmod:

    i have been waiting for this photoset my whole life

    (Source: doloresjaneumbridge, via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

     

  8. versacegravy:

    awwww-cute:

    The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so the chances of catching this were nearly impossible, but there it is!

    SELFIE

    (via breadmaakesyoufat)

     

  9. awwww-cute:

    This is my baby and my bed

     

  10. (Source: pleatedjeans, via fagblogger)

     

  11. unstvlish:

    nodudedontdothat:

    4gifs:

    Puppy enjoys listening to guitar

    I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AMOUNT OF ADORABLE 

    OH 
    MY

    I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED FROM THIS AMOUNT OF CUTENESS

    (via fagblogger)

     


  12. didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

    image

    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via shecalledhimkillian)

     

  13. squad-trickster:

    hands0me—jackass:

    committedfalpal:

    Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

    #awkwardbreakup is my fave

    (via fictionoverfacteverytime)

     

  14. jailor:

    THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

    (via fagblogger)

     

  15. lucid-awakeningg:

    tyleroakley:

    caleighclements:

    symphony-of-words:

    raising awareness for turtle bullying.

    a growing problem.

    A very slowly growing problem.

    This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

    (via fagblogger)