2. multidjc:




    Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.


    i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

    Is it wrong to love this?

    I’m not even sorry

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  3. collegehumor:

    The secret origins of your favorite gifs, REVEALED!

    Finish reading The 6 Ridiculous Comics that Explain Your Favorite GIFS

    Written and Illustrated by AC Stuart, see more of his work at NoobtheLoser.Tumblr.com! 

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  4. helioscentrifuge:



    FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

    This makes sense.

    assanta’s creed

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  5. evansillyamericanlimey:





    Does this really need a reason for Reblogging? Epic Lego!!!

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  7. doctor-doughnut:

    Out of context motivational Joffrey

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  8. nuclearpiss:



    Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

    - Emilia Clarke



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  10. ohmyseason6cas:




    Well it sure did have a…

    …killer ending.

    too soon

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  11. prone2drift:


    13 Totally Awesome Acts Of Kindness

    Click Here To See More Like This!

    I seriously fight tears when I see stuff like this. I guess I’ve come pretty close to giving up on humanity as a whole. I must fight this. I can’t be jaded. Can’t become so angry and bitter. Stuff like this seriously helps me

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  12. perksofahunter:





    This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

    A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

    Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

    All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

    Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

    Let me tell to you a thing.

    This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.

    She was perfect.

    But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.

    I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.

    A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”

    They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.

    This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”

    I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”

    Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.

    So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.


    I’m not crying you’re crying

    Lemme tell ya’ll a story. 

    See this suave mofo?

    That’s my baby, Edward. He’s a black Persian, but I adopted him at the animal shelter. 

    I spotted him instantly, he was a Persian just like one of our other cats, who we got there as well! I loved Persians so I insisted we see him, as he was clinging to me, gently licking my hair I could hear my parents talking with the adopter lady and she said he was going to be terminated because no one wanted to adopt him. 

    I asked why no one wanted him, he was beautiful, sweet, and just over 3 years old. Not a kitten but not an old guy either. What I didn’t notice was that one of his eyes was cemented shut by weird eye goo. He has an eyelash growing on the inside of his eye causing it to goop up. It needs cleaned a couple times a day so they labeled him as “Special needs” 

    My parents instantly decided to adopt him. I was so happy I cried. 

    And since then I have enjoyed this adorable, sweet, hilarious cat. He sit’s like a little human, cleans your hair, purrs louder than any cat I’ve had before, and loves so hard. 

    Adopt a cat who needs you, please. If I hadn’t adopted Edward Scissor Paws he would be dead all because no one wanted to have to wet a paper towel and wipe his eye twice a day. 


  13. iamcode:





    Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

    I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

    Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

    What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

    Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

    (Source: worldsenough, via perksofahunter)



  15. politicallyimbalancedbullshit:




    how much do islands cost i want one

    Less than a college education


    what the fuck

    Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

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